guccier:

goals in life;

  1. have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
  2. be that friend
My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.
Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via blackbruise)

(Source: locsofpoetry)

ven0moth:

tryna hug tall people like 

image


profoak:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

tylerchokely:

i hate when babies cry like grow the fuck up and pay taxes